Missing You

Bryce McCloud

First Saturday Gallery Crawl: November 6, 2010; 6-9pm

Come down to the old fashion Pie throw this Saturday!

Attention loyal patrons and meandering roustabouts within the reaches of our electric beams…

Isle of Printing – INVITES, CAJOLES and CHALLENGES every able bodied man, woman and child of the vaunted and proud city of Nashville and all regions beyond its borders – to participate in our 151st annual OLD FASHIONED PIE THROW!

In a tradition older than time itself…

SEE the spectacle unfold. CHALLENGE your senses and TEST your skills.

Prizes awarded. Accurate advice given. No prior experience necessary!!!

First come, first served – no early admittance. $5 dollars cash to participate – gawking and loitering allowed at no charge to you.

Both the public and press are welcome – no spitting allowed. Anyone with a working accordion and knowledge of its use is also encouraged to attend.

Please send a self addressed stamped envelope to 520 Ash ST. NASHVILLE, TENN 37203 for a list of all current and pertinent rules, regulations and admissible hand signals of the 2010 OLD FASHIONED PIE THROW. All rights reserved – no animals were harmed in the making of this advertisement.

Yours truly,

Hiram Kneeschpiethrow

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